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Lawrence Arms

{Check...Take One.}

My friend Jimmy works on the Union Pacific Line
(....?) 9AM and since then I've been feeling fine
Had a fifth Old Kentuckey in his garage all day
Tattoos like old photo albums, we reminisce the only way
Jimmy put a cigerette where (...?) used to be
Jumped in the truck and pulled 6 beers from underneath his seat
You guys better go to work or the wife's gonna holla at me
I can grab my beer and drink my way
with the beer on out in the street

Hey friend, When you gonna take me home?
Cause' I'm too drunk for driving but I think it's time to go
Scotch and Cocaine, Whiskey, Beer and Gin
Heaven help me if I see the letters
D.U.I. again

When Jimmy dropped me off it was 3 in the PM
The Mississippi sun made the bar room look mighty dim
Me and 3 old timers all hunkered at the bar
Bought 4 shots of bourbon with money that I squandered from the penny jar
Whiskey kept a'flowing as the sun went down
Warming my inside, 8 oz. serving, sweet and brown
Check in the door for the law or my wife
They know where to find me

I guess they ain't looking for me tonight!

I guess they ain't looking for me tonight!

I guess they ain't looking for me tonight!

Hey friend, When you gonna take me home?
Cause' I'm too drunk for driving but I think it's time to go
Scotch and Cocaine, Whiskey, Beer and Gin
Heaven help me if I see the letters
D.U.I. again

So now it's 3AM and the cocaine almost gone
If I could buy a bottle from the bar, I can make it through til' dawn
Double vision, Double trouble if I get behind the wheel
My guts are rotting from too many prison meals
My guts are rotting from too many prison meals!

Hey friend, When you gonna take me home?
Cause' I'm too drunk for driving but I think it's time to go
Scotch and Cocaine, Whiskey, Beer and Gin
Heaven help me if I see the letters
Heaven help me if I see the letters
Oh Heaven help me if I see the letters
D.U.I. again
AGAIN!

{..that was awesome.}

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