Weenie In A Bottle
Weird Ak Yankogvic

It feels like I've been alone too long,
With no girls around 
My mamma's wondering.
Thinking of some way,
to release it.

I looked in the kitchen,
Saw some Crisco Oil,
And that's when my bladder started to boil,
Ooooooh yeah.

Ow, Ow, Ow!
(Uh oh!)
Ow, ow, ow!
(Oh God! What did I just do?)

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Gonna shove it up there all the way.
I stuck my weenie in a bottle, 
Oh no,
Can, can, someone come help me out?

It's turning purple,
All the feelings gone,
Now where did I put that friggin' phone?
Dialing 9-1-1!

Please pick up!
I'm in a lot of pain!
This was supposed to feel good,
Now I'm suffering,
Oh, please answer!

[Emergeny Services]
Denver 911, what is your emergency?

Ow, Ow, ow!

Emergency Services : Hello?

Ow, ow, ow!

Emergency Services : Sir, what seems to be the problem?

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.

Emergency Services : Go on!

It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!

Emergency Services : You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
Oh my!
You must feel really lonley, guy.
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
That's a first!
Don't worry sir,
We're sending somebody out!
Hey Pam, this guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottle!

Pam : No way!

Emergency Services : He does! 
Hahahahaha!
Wait, wait...
Sir, we're sending somebody out.
Ahahahahahhahaah!

Police : He's in here,
Let's break the door down!

They break the door down.

Police : Oh my God!
Hahahahahahahahah!

Emergency Services : No one wanted to be with him,
Had to make his dream come true,
He wanted to hump something!

I didn't know what to do!

Police : It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
He stuck his weenie in a bottle

And now I can't get it out!

Policeman : Ok kid, relax
We're going to get this thing off of ya!
Ok, get ready,
Pull!

Owwww!!

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Now, now, now I can't get it out!

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